Wednesday, February 20, 2008

A&E RESTARTS 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' DESPITE N-WORD USE

A&E RESTARTS 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' DESPITE N-WORD USE
WILL REPLACE UGLY FAT WIFE WITH BLACK ACTRESS NELL CARTER

DUANE THE DOG WILL NOW ONLY SLAG OTHER RACES
LATINOS, FAT HAWAIIANS & OVERWEIGHT REDNECKS STILL FAIR GAME

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This season A&E will be upgrading the reality TV show "Dog the Bounty Hunter". Duane Chapman's wife will be replaced by a more photogenic black actress. Duane has been taking English lessons and will now limit the use of the word "brother" to only 50 times a show.

Duane “Dog” Chapman show “Dog The Bounty Hunter” will return to production this season, while A&E executives will keep a tight reign on his racially insensitive remarks.

A&E Executive Garrett Jacobs announced today that Duane Chapman’s reality television show Dog The Bounty Hunter will return to production.

Jacobs said, “Duane really did us a big favor last season by using the N-word, we were able to stop production and retool. People were getting pretty tired of the show, I mean how many times can you see a bunch of illiterate white boys dressed for a 80’s Judas Priest concert drive around Hawaii with walkie talkies pretending to be able to talk Hawaiian, you know what I mean“brah”, while chasing the same tired samoan crystal meth dealers?

Jacobs continued, “So we’re retooling, we figured if Dog had a black wife it would change the dynamics of the show.”

When told that Nell Carter has been dead for almost 5 years Jacobs replied, “Yeah we know that. We were able to negotiate with her people and get her below scale. She’s a real catch. She’ll bring a whole new dymanic to the show”

Reportedly A&E was also in talks with another popular dead black actor, Mr.Redd Foxx, but negotiations broke off because Mr. Foxx is actually more of a rascist than the Dog.

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