ONLY PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT TO BE RELEASED FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION, CONGRESS DOESN’T WANT TO FURTHER HARM BASEBALL’S IMAGE BY BORING FANS, THE REGULAR SEASON IS BORING ENOUGH
Lawyers say Roger Clemens recent testimony was confusing and misleading. Everyone agrees Mr. Clemens would make a great lawyer.
CANSECO
Hey Roger thanks for coming, Brian said you might drop by.
CLEMENS
No problem I was coming back from a round of golf and
noticed the Hummers in the driveway, thought I’d stop
by. Besides I go stir crazy sitting around the hotel room.
CANSECO
Hey tell me about it. Plus you spend at least $300 a day on
the porn and the mini-bar.
CLEMENS
Yeah tell me about. Speaking of drinks, I could sure use one
right now.
CANSECO
Oh I’m sorry where are my manners? Drinks and food are
down by the pool. Raul is down there, he will get you a
drink and tell him how you want your steak. Um, lets
see also the drugs are upstairs in the guest bathroom. HGH,
Anabolic, whatever you want. Brian brought some stuff
over. Plus I got lucky this morning and hooked up at the parking lot at Gold’s
Gym. But please remember to dispose of the needles properly.
CLEMENS
Always do.
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