Pentagon Says It’s Confident Missile Hit Satellite Tank

FEMA ASKS PENTAGON TO LET IT CLAIM SUCCESS

C’MON GUYS JUST GIVE US THIS ONE ASKS EMBATTLED DIRECTOR


The Pentagon shot down the errant missile because it contains the same harmful chemicals FEMA trailers are made of.

The Pentagon today successfully shot down an errant missile that had been launched jointly by Google and the Rand Corporation. It was worried debris from the falling missile might fall in Egypt or at a Pinkberry’s, causing further damage to American popularity abroad. The success also gives a big boost to the pentagons fledgling Star Wars missile defense system. A spokesperson for Ronald Reagan had no comment and Caspar Weinberger was also unavailable for comment.

Newly appointed FEMA Director and Former President of the Southern California Polo Society Rusty Preisendorfer has been calling the Pentagon all morning. “We’re going to ask them if they will let us have this one, you know with all the success the military has had lately with the surge and all, they don’t need this one. As soon as we figure out how to work this phone system and get a call through, I’m sure they won’t have any problem sharing their success.”
When asked what he would do if the Pentagon would not share. Preisendorfer replied, “I don’t know. Maybe we’ll go catch Bin Laden and see how they like that.”