Tuesday, March 4, 2008

2nd SUPER TUESDAY SHOCKER BILL CLINTON WILD SNL CLAIMS

ONLY PHONE CALLS EVER MADE AT 3 A.M. FROM WHITEHOUSE WERE FOR DOMINOES PIZZA

HILLARY’S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKIT WAS PANDERING & UNFUNNY CRAP SAYS FORMER GOVERNOR IT MADE HIM REALLY MISS PHIL HARTMAN & EVEN DAVID SPADE

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Former President Bill Clinton wants SNL producer Lorne Michaels to bring the funny back to SNL. He wants him to relax his restrictions on hiring actual comedians and writers with substance abuse problems, talent and stage presence. He also wants Eddie Murphy to come back and play Obama and Gumby. Clinton claims Mr. Murphy owes the American public for Norbit, Dr. Doolittle and all the other pieces of crap he keeps putting out every year.

Former President Bill Clinton commented about Hillary Clintons’s appearance on SNL this past weekend. The former President was speaking to a group of young women at a shelter for fallen ex-strippers in Cleveland,Ohio.

“Boy has that show really gone to shit. Hasn’t it? I tried watching it this weekend but couldn’t even get through Hillary’s skit. The show is so bad now, I was missing David Spade! I mean David Spade, c’mon!”

When asked how he thinks the show can make improvements Mr. Clinton offered up a few words of advice. “Bring back Phil Hartman and hire some real f'ing writers. Get some real comedians who work the clubs every night in there. Instead of these little penis sucking Ivy Leaguers who have no real world experience and think they're funny cause they wrote for the Harvard Lampoon for half a semester. Give me a break! Those little fags and their material wouldn’t last 2 minutes on stage at the Comedy Store or Caroline’s.”

When Mr. Clinton was told that his words seem very harsh and critical he responded, “Shut Up! You’re taking my words out of context.”

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree!! SNL sucks and there hasn't been one funny person since Norm McDonald... and even that was a long time ago.