JOHN MCCAIN SPEECH TUESDAY NIGHT SAYS “MY FRIENDS” A RECORD 311 TIMES

BEATS PREVIOUS RECORD HELD BY THE WHOLE TUSCON SWAP MEET

STAFF WORRIED VOTERS WILL THINK MCAIN IS AN ARMENIAN USED TELEVISION SALESMEN


Larry, a used car salesman from Sun City, claims to have taught Senator McCain the phrase "my friends" during a campaign stop in the mid-90's.


Senator John McCain’s staff warned him using the phrase “my friends” more than 200 times in his speech on Tuesday night would annoy and irritate voters. It also caused many voters to have flash backs, you know “of that time they took that vacation in that one weird country you know the one with the name that is hard to pronounce? and they tried to buy a souvenir for Aunt Sophie back home and the salesman kept trying to sell them everything else in the store and the only English phrase he could say is My Friends, my friends, my friends about 30 times with bad breath before pointing and saying “you like, is cheap, is very cheap.”