Soon ugly and gaudy buildings like this will be popping up all over Cuba.
Dateline Havana
19 Feb 20008
While ordinary Cuban citizens woke up this morning wondering who would lead Cuba into the 21st Century, casino magnates and underworld figures were scrambling and readying their plans for bringing gambling, whores and drugs back to Cuba.
Carlo Tagliano of East Rutherford, New Jersey was quoted as saying, “We’re going to pick right back up were our uncles and fathers were at in the 60’s. Quite frankly I’m very excited. We haven’t had a business opportunity like this in years. It’s like the Godfather 2 only in reverse. It’s hard to find a downside. I mean c’mon, 40 years of a collapsed infrastructure and a corrupt government equals great business opportunities. Half of the country doesn’t even have running water, we can buy off every cop, judge and peasant in the country. Plus it’s going to save us a couple million dollars on gas yearly, now we can run cocaine through Cuba straight into Florida, we’ll cut out the Bahamas. Which is another plus cause our wife’s have been nagging us for the last couple years to go green, this should shut them up for a while.”
It’s no secret that Steve Wynn has had plans for Guatanamo Bay Resort and Casino. Wynn was quoted this morning, “We have been anticipating this day for years. We have a deal with the U.S. Government to take over the Gitmo Bay prison and turn it into a world class resort. It’s a pretty simple deal actually, we’re just doing a swap, the government is going to take over the failing Golden Nugget and turn it into a prison. Hey lets be honest, nobody goes to downtown Las Vegas in over thirty plus years. The Fremont Street experience is a huge failure, I’ve been telling everyone for years we should just turn the whole downtown into a Supermax prison.”
Developer Donald Trump also chimed in this morning, “Cuba has some gorgeous buildings. Some dating back to 400 years, historically and architecturally important. We’re really looking forward to getting in their and imploding those buildings, so we can get some poorly made Chinese steel and gaudy faux Italian designed building’s up." When asked; What if the Cubans don't want your new casinos and buildings? Trump said, "The Cuban people don’t know what they want until I tell them what they want.”
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